Wednesday, May 05, 2010

Texas Governor Blames 'God' for BP-Halliburton Screw Up

by Len Hart, The Existentialist Cowboy

Texas Governor Rick Perry claims that the BP-Halliburton oil spill is an act of God! An act of God? Since when did God buy shares in BP and Halliburton? Is Mr. Hair Club for Men trying to tell us that Dick Cheney is God?
He said: "From time to time there are going to be things that occur that are acts of God that cannot be prevented."

Later, explaining himself outside the Texas Capitol, Mr Perry said the phrase is a legal definition and his point was that "nobody knows what happened."

He said: "If you will go look up the definition of 'Act of God' we've used it in legal terms for a long time in this state. It may be an accident and it may be something else."

The Democratic group Lone Star Project accused the Republican Governor of "detached arrogance."

Spokesman Matt Angle said: "The families of those who died and the victims of the environmental damage deserve a full accounting for the human errors that caused the failure at the rig." The governor cautioned against stopping oil drilling because of the spill, and suggested others were speculating about what happened to further their political agenda.

He said: "I go back to the safety of those workers, the safety of our coast, but you balance that with the impact of a knee jerk reaction to stop all drilling."

--Texas Governor calls Louisiana oil spill 'act of God'
As Michael Linnerd, responding to my comments, put it:
Shifting blame onto someone who doesn't exist is close to the edge of insanity... mind you in Texas this what passes for intelligent, rational, thoughtful and technical evaluation of human and mechanical failure.

--Michael John Linnard
Perry's comments are expected in a state that can boast that it has beat out Mississippi for last place in high school graduations. This is the 'crowning achievement' of the GOP in Texas that it has failed to educate an entire generation or perhaps more! The GOP does not value education but for the rich who send their 'tax deductions' to trendy private schools. Their attitude is 'fuck public education!' Our attitude should be: fuck the GOP and kick their sorry asses out of office.

Is anyone surprised that with the rise of Mr Hair Club Perry and, before him, the Gawd fearin' Bush Jr that education in TX declined? As education declines, crime increases. The increase in crime has become, in the meantime, a windfall for the corporate run prison system, the so-called 'Prison Industrial Complex'. The Bush/Perry era has thus ensured that their corporate sponsors will always have a full dorm of convicted prisoners with which it will make a guaranteed profit. There is money to be made in warehousing the children who were --in fact --left behind, forgotten and betrayed!

Let's tell it like it is: these children were left behind because many, perhaps most, are black, others merely because their parents are poor and made poorer by incompetent right-wing, GOP bullshit economics and focus group tested 'theories', 'trickle-down' theory primarily.

After eight years of Bush, I have grown very, very weary of hearing about God. Bush, Perry and similar ilk have nothing of substance or interest to tell me or any intelligent person about God! Nothing that has ever been said about 'God' by anyone at anytime has been meaningful in anyway --least of all the idiot southern evangelists who insist upon pronouncing God as if it were two syllables: GAH - UHD!

If there were no God, mass murderers, perverts and liars would have to invent him. I wait in vain for that one day when some psychopath, like Bush, invokes 'God' [GAH-UHD] in defense of mass murder and wars of aggression and gets struck by a lightning bolt from on high!

If there were a God or had been a 'God' he would have tired of his name used to invoke a million atrocities, crimes and outrages and would have wiped the earth of the human race long ago. It may be the sad fate of Texas, however, that it is forever consigned to a 'last place' educational system. The current political establishment, controlled as it is by big oil, dare not educate the population. An informed, educated population would turn them out of office and deny the assholes their pensions.

8 comments:

damien said...

"Act of God" sounds about right. Whales are mammals and live in sea water. They would never have survived 40 days and nights of rainfall. Noah had great difficulty putting the whales on the ark but he did it with God's help!

..and only this week it was announced that one of Cinderella's shoes has been found deep in a coal mine in Bavaria. Although no-one can explain how it got there it is widely believed that it was carried there by one of the wicked step sisters after Cinderalla married Prince Charming in the vain hope that she could undo Cinderalla's good fortune. Supporting evidence has been found in the simultaneous discovery of decayed pumpkin rinds and mouse droppings. The investigator, Michael Bjornagain, is confident the find is real.

"We had the same cynics last year when we found Jack's magic beans next to the fossilized giant footprints in the Grand Canyon. It never stops with these people. They're Godless and they just can't stand good science. Nothing will satisfy them. With Cinderalla's shoe, however, the facts are beyond dispute."

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Damien sez...

..and only this week it was announced that one of Cinderella's shoes has been found deep in a coal mine in Bavaria. ...We had the same cynics last year when we found Jack's magic beans next to the fossilized giant footprints in the Grand Canyon. It never stops with these people. They're Godless and they just can't stand good science.


Brilliant, Damien. Do you think Cinderella might have ridden Dinosaurs with Alley Oop? I know that Sarah Palin used to enjoy Alley's company just before a wolf slaughter. He brought-out the cave man in her. Uh...maybe he WAS the cave man in her. If that's the case, I have just lost all respect I might have had for Alley.

damien said...

Sarah Palin bores the **** out of me, Len. If I want my religion tawdry and tacky then I want my Jim and Tammy Bakker! You may be just too close to the lunacy over there. There's something mindlessly idiotic about adults ascribing natural phenomena and personal failings to an unseen omnipotent. "I confess, the Tennessee floods are divine retribution for my men's locker toe-tapping. Gaaawd forgive me...."

Time to hire a good movie, Len. Certainly time to ask for your money back on the current crop of fraudsters. Cheers.

joe in oklahoma said...

2 thoughts on Perry's inanity:

1. since repubs like to talk about holding persons accountable, and God is a person, what are they doing to hold "him" accountable?
2. Perry needs to read his Bible. ut warns him against using the Lord's name in vain, which he just did.

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damien said...

Sarah Palin bores the **** out of me, Len. If I want my religion tawdry and tacky then I want my Jim and Tammy Bakker!

Wow --I had not thought of those two idiots in years. What losers!

Time to hire a good movie, Len.

With any luck, Damien, you might one day hire one of mine. I am writing two potential blockbusters (if I may be so immodest ;) I sustained an external hard drive crash recently and none of the data is recoverable (according to the experts) but I had a back-up, not completely 'in sync' but close enough to have averted the loss almost four years of research and final draft writing. Whew!

joe in oklahoma said...

Perry needs to read his Bible. ut warns him against using the Lord's name in vain, which he just did.

That's an argument that is completely lost on hypocrites and liars.

Anonymous said...

I always liked Dylan's John Wesley Harding album...was just reviewing it the other day, and then this, the last line came up from the 'Drifters escape' cut:

"Just then a bolt of lightning
Struck the courthouse out of shape,
And while ev'rybody knelt to pray
The drifter did escape"

I remember it was always an ending that put a smile on my face, with a good chuckle to boot.

Not to mention, that album still rings true, some things don't seem to change that much. Len, just make sure you guys keep Perry at home, hopefully in a far pasture at that...jeez, what a blunt tool he is.

benmerc

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benmerc sez...

Len, just make sure you guys keep Perry at home, hopefully in a far pasture at that...jeez, what a blunt tool he is.

Indeed, benmerc! He's even 'blunter', duller, clueless than Bush. Someone, somewhere has fucked with the DNA. Certainly --'INTELLIGENT DESIGN' is a PIPE DREAM!

LanceThruster said...

GRIM MEAT-HOOK REALITIES...

How sadly primitive. God always gets credit for the good and let off the hook for the bad. That is, unless the "bad" is divine retribution for some mortal slight. The god of the bible is *never* concerned with collateral damage.

Strangely enough, in this manner, a godless universe is indistinguishable from one with a god in it.

Sh*t happens. And sh*theads assess blame and credit according to their own biases.

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We're all wired into a survival trip now.


No more of the speed that fueled the '60s.


That was the fatal flaw in Tim Leary's trip.


He crashed around America, selling "consciousness expansion"...


without ever giving a thought to the grim meat-hook realities that were lying in wait...


for all those people who took him seriously.


All those pathetically eager acid freaks...


who thought they could buy peace and understanding for three bucks a hit.


But their loss and failure...


is ours too.


What Leary took down with him was the central illusion of a whole lifestyle...


that he helped create.


A generation of permanent cripples...


failed seekers...


who never understood the essential old-mystic fallacy of the acid culture:


the desperate assumption that somebody...


or at least some force...


is tending the light at the end of the tunnel.


Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas